Well, it's been ages since I last posted again. I don't think you've had to wait quite as long as last time though, and there's a fun spot-the-difference puzzle near the end of this one. You can go and find it right now if you like, I know you're excited. I very much appreciate those of you who've still been popping in even though there hasn't been anything new to read. I've been traveling again since my last post, this time to sunny California. It was my first ever trip to America and I was also a crime victim for the first time. Some joker broke into my hire car and stole the satnav, but it was covered in the insurance. I left the broken glass on the passenger seat for the whole week to deter any further criminal activity. The cheeky police told me they were too busy to come so I had to investigate by myself. I didn't find any clues. Anyway, I'll review some whisky now to cheer myself up. Try to relax and get yourself into a calm state of mind, but please don't listen to whale song while you read this. You're not a hippy.
